"A couple were going out for a vacation. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver:"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid old dog was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not poop in the vegetable garden again either!" " Taxi Drivers Story , From a Website Visitor 4-Sep
" A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that o "
.. Click Here to comment on this joke
" A couple were going out for a vacation. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the co "
.. Click Here to comment on this joke
Search
